There’s a new product out there that looks like a little swing. A coffee cup sized seat is at the bottom. You can put your coffee on that and carry it like a pendulum, thereby keeping you from spilling your coffee while you walk. Isn’t that special.
If I ever see you using one, I’m going to have a deep discussion with you about birth control. If you can’t walk and carry a cup without spilling it, you don’t need to reproduce yourself. Or you’re two.