There’s a new product out there that looks like a little swing. A coffee cup sized seat is at the bottom.  You can put your coffee on that and carry it like a pendulum, thereby keeping you from spilling your coffee while you walk.  Isn’t that special.

If I ever see you using one, I’m going to have a deep discussion with you about birth control.  If you can’t walk and carry a cup without spilling it, you don’t need to reproduce yourself.  Or you’re two.