What you are about to read are MY opinions, to which I am ENTITLED. If it bothers you, just go away NOW. I will not miss you. I want people around me who can hear others’ opinions without going hysterical. That’s how YOU LEARN. And I especially like people with humor in their DNA. Get this:

While Janet Yellen, US Secretary of Treasury, cowered behind a lectern seemingly dreading press questions, her emblem fell off the lectern. Fell off! HOW HARD is it to hang a decoration? Forget about the gloom and doom being yapped our way from Yellen; the emblem fell OFF. I am shaking my head. And I’m laughing. Yep, laughing. This is a perfect, PERFECT demonstration of our entire country right now…and dare I say it…the world.

Yay! Everybody gets a trophy! We don’t grade tests, heck we don’t GIVE tests! We are allll okay, nay we are allll FANTASTIC. Oh and did I tell you? We are alll geniuses!! Isn’t that great? Let’s all clap our hands together! That, my friends, is the problem. Why? Because excellence matters, quality matters, logical thinking matters. As in…don’t use a puny little hanger certified to hold .5 pounds of weight and then hang a 2 pound emblem on it. For God’s sake, that’s NOT rocket science. Who was the dumbass who did that?? I want pictures. PICTURES, I say! Hold on to your little hat now: NOT EVERYBODY IS QUALIFIED TO HANG DECORATIONS. I can hear wailing and gnashing of teeth. WHO CARES??? Wail away. While I laugh, by the way.

Elon does rocket science. People who work for him do rocket science. Why? Because they actually learned something. They actually cared about excellence. And by god they are smart! Yes, that’s how you put rockets into space! You don’t dye your hair blue and scream at the ceiling demanding respect. You actually EARN respect. That’s how it works. You study, you actually read, oh and forgive me but you THINK. Hey, do you think the wheels might fall off of your car as you drive? Hahaha. Oh they will. They will. Well, not if you drive a Tesla. If you DON’T drive a Tesla, I bet shit is breaking on your NEW non-Tesla car! Hahaha. I know the look on your face right now. By the way the great unthinking ran from Twitter like rats from a sinking ship when a THINKER bought the company. That’s how it works. Do NOT come at the little special children who never had a cogent thought, expecting them to use logic. I laughed my ass of at that too. Laughing now just remembering it.

Listen, I’m watching economic news this morning hearing about more and more bankruptcies, more businesses closing and I swear, I’m actually laughing. I PREDICTED THIS CRAP when the idiots started making hard work and studying unnecessary…when they started making the laziest smooth brain the benchmark. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?? Oh I’m being logical. I just lost half of you. Think about having a glass…real glass…in each hand and banging them together. Then you say, “HEY they broke!” Welcome to America.

Look, a college degree used to mean something. But the smooth brains monetized the degrees, handing them to anyone who could pay for one, or have ME pay for one FOR them…and now people show up waving their diploma screaming, “Hire me or I will throw a fit!” and I just sigh. What a freaking waste of paper. BS degrees, or even BA degrees are not worth the powder to blow them to hell. Same thing for masters’ degrees. Thank you, Smooth Brains. I actually EARNED my degrees. I lost sleep studying, I read books and books and books, I took tests tests tests and oh yeah, I LEARNED. By the way, I will NOT hire unqualified people, I don’t care what color you dye your hair.

I went to one of those doc-in-the-box places a few years ago when I had bronchitis. The ‘doctor’ shuffled in (yes shuffled) wearing bedroom slippers. BEDROOM SLIPPERS! Not kidding. And people wonder why I don’t automatically genuflect at the sight of a white coat. I want to know if THAT person graduated at the bottom of the class. Pretty sure my doc-in-the-box did.

Let’s talk about yelling and screaming in support of the ones who want to behead you WITH A MACHETE! ON TV! I’m shaking my head while it is still attached to my body. Somebody show these idiots that video for God’s sake. Never mind, it won’t do any good at all.

Why am I finding this shit funny? Hahaha. Well, what else am I going to do? I have a fully functioning brain. I was able to see this disaster coming YEARS ago. Still laughing. Pepsi closed their Chicago operation? Well I wouldn’t want to make sugar water in a war zone. Good for them! Oh and they gave no notice? Well if they HAD, the entire factory would have been razed by mad little children who have zero coping skills. In other words: WE DID THIS TO OURSELVES. Still laughing. And the instantly unemployed say, “I don’t have a job now!” Well what the HELL did you expect?? Whom did you vote for?? How much violence are you willing to tolerate? Well apparently all of it until it costs you your job.

I had a friend who had a spoiled grandchild who loved to get in the family gatherings and have screaming temper tantrums. Most of her family members just looked uncomfortable. Not my friend. She put the kid in a bedroom and told her to scream as loudly as she wanted in there, and then she closed the door. Well, holy shit, the screaming stopped. No audience. That’s called being a parent. That’s called intelligent thinking. That’s called not letting the children take control. In America, or whatever this country is called now, children with zero talent, nothing to contribute, are in control. And people wonder why shit is going upside down.

There’s no WONDERING here!! Somebody predicted this and that somebody wanted it to happen. And the general population were too dumb to see it coming. Well, not ALL of the population. Some of us actually have intelligence and foresight. But we also have no power, so we’re tied to the the tracks upon which the idiot train runs. The only solution is for all wheels to come off and have the idiots unable to move forward. They won’t know how to put the wheels back on; that requires thinking and SKILL. I’m picturing an ape scratching his head.

We have people in charge who cannot do basic math, who have JUST NOW discovered Venn diagrams. How can any marginally smart person think you can hand out billions of dollars to criminals and expect hard working people to support that to their own detriment? Everybody has a limit. Everybody. Yeah, look out the window, pal. It’s happening. Oh yeah, let’s hand the reins to people who wear the right clothes, who are in a super minority, who have no idea what the rest of the world even LOOKS like. Let’s put THEM in control. This train is about to run out of tracks and the ‘conductors’ are too dumb to look beyond the control stick or whatever you call that thing.

The worst thing for me is knowing that people are so dumbed down, they will continue to vote in other dummies. Nobody, not ONE of them, had better cry around me when the shit hits the fan for good. Because at that time, there will be no reason not to clock them. I probably won’t be laughing when this happens and it will.

My country used to be the place everyone wanted to come to, everyone wanted to copy. Now, my country has ‘aspired’ to mimic third world countries. My country seems determined to have bullet ridden buildings, unpaved streets, criminals lauded, children abused, a greater and greater lack of things we have come to expect and enjoy…like food…, and a dictatorship with a double digit IQ at the helm (I may be giving too much credit there). Why? They’ve never been anywhere else, so they can’t know what we have here in America. Countries all over the world are struggling to survive rampant stupidity, and that’s what it is. There is an effort to instill mass slavery and yet the anti-slavery crowds cheer for this movement. THEY CHEER!!! Zero critical thinking skills. Well, it is said that you don’t know what you’ve got ’till it’s gone. That, my friends, is true. And we are about to learn something. By the way, a double digit IQ is AVERAGE AND BELOW, for the ones who don’t have a clue what that means.

Tuck and roll, my people. Tuck and roll.