And who cares?  Well in case you do, it started out as Vallow and murders later, it became Daybell.  Have you heard about that case?  Media called it ‘The Cult Mom’ or ‘The Zombie Mom’.  But those were both too kind.  Turns out it was ‘The Murdering Mom’, and mom isn’t even a good word.  I’m hearing ‘bitch’ used a lot and I think that’s also too kind.

There’s another science article (and if you follow me you know I’ve read a lot of them) called “Love is Chemical”.  It was about pheromones and ‘love at first sight’ and how that is also a misnomer.  The thought is that we all have a chemical cloud around us, which I believe, and that sometimes, when two particular clouds collide, an unstoppable chemical reaction begins that some call love.  

Love.  Now that word is over used beyond all belief.

Well the two cloudy people, Lori and Chad (the frog man, I call him) ended up with a cloud of death around them.  Interestingly, two of Lori’s husbands ‘died suddenly’, one by ‘natural’ means (don’t believe THAT one for a second) and the other one by a couple of bullets fired by her brother “in self defense” (proven to be a lie).  Then there were the two CHILDREN, Tylee and JJ.  The deaths were unimaginably cruel, particularly little JJ.  I can’t write about this part; you’ll have to look it up.  It’s abominable.  And finally, there’s Tammy Daybell.  She was Frogman’s wife who ‘died suddenly’, later to be called ‘murder’ by asphyxiation.

So that ‘cloud’ of pheromones was called ‘divine’ and well, Lori was a Goddess and Frogman was Jesus’s brother in ONE of his past lives.  He had been married to Lori in several past lives and THAT pickup line worked like magic for the frog.  But it was death to the ones around the idiots.  Only, interestingly, it was only the ones connected to LORI who died, until Frogman’s wife was deemed an obstacle.  She was beloved by her friends and family, by the way.  Not a witch of a wife.  She never knew what hit her.  JJ did.  Little JJ knew, and his death took TIME.  In fact, I’m going to take a wild guess that it was primarily JJ who got the murderer, Lori, found guilty on six charges.  She’s yet to be sentenced, but she’s not going to go around Frogman’s ‘storm’ ever again.  Can you guess what the ‘storm’ is?  Oh my god, this case is insane and ridiculous, but people died.  Many good people died.

See, they took the death penalty off the table for Lori, but if anyone ever deserves the death penalty, it is her.  Chad the Frog is yet to go to trial, but he’s going down, no question.  He and Lori orchestrated all of this destruction for sex, money and power.  Those are the words of the prosecutors, who nailed it.

So this story is going to be seen in movies, written about in books, talked about around the fire…all of that.  Because it is so unbelievable, yet true.  And this whole thing was primarily about sex, in my science opinion.  That chemical cloud that literally blinded Lori.  She orchestrated the death of her husband who had been a pro baseball player with big muscles and a flat stomach if you can believe it, for Chad the Frogman with a fat stomach and man boobs.  And he looks like, well, a frog. But that sexual attraction turns some people stone cold and singly minded about sex.  I’ve seen that happen in person and it’s frightening as hell and very, very real.  

Charles, the husband who was shot, once had a million dollar life insurance policy with Lori as beneficiary.  Well, God bless Charles, he changed the beneficiary to his sister.  And Lori didn’t know.  She thought she was going to be free AND a millionaire.  Surprise!  No cash. So she murdered her children and cashed their Social Security checks (hence the sixth federal charge for which she was found guilty).  There’s a good chance Lori will die in prison, and also a good chance that the frogman will get the death penalty, well deserved.  Such destruction.

Look, you should check out this case.  Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell.  Well two weeks or so after Tammy was buried, these two assholes got married and danced on a beach in Hawaii.  It’s evil.  It does exist.